Mike Tyson to Play Poker in Australia; Women and Children Hide

Besides, could a more entertaining reality series be possible than "Iron Mike Gambles With Crocodile Dundee?"

He may be one of the world's most famous people, but that doesn't mean Crown Casinos and the country of Australia would welcome a visit from Mike Tyson for the Aussie Millions Poker Tournament in January.

Tyson told news agencies that he had reached an agreement with Crown to play in the tournament as a celebrity guest, and that he looks forward to his first trip to Australia. Not only was that news to the general public, it was also news to Crown, as a spokesman denied any knowledge of an impending Tyson trip.

Gary O'Neil said, in regard to the Aussie Millions, "Crown invites certain people, it doesn't invite other people. We have not invited Mike Tyson and we have no intention of inviting Mike Tyson."

Groups representing victims of violent crimes are outraged by the prospect of Tyson receiving a visa. Tyson has been convicted of rape, assault in a road rage case, and made international new when he bit off a chunk of Evander Holyfield's ear during a boxing match.

The thought of Tyson playing poker is amusing, as he is not known for controlling his emotions or temper. Still, the idea that Iron Mike is giving a player the look which intimidated so many ruthless opponents makes one think that, should that gaze be fixed upon oneself, it would be most tempting to muck the winning hand. "Darn, Mike, you are good! Beat me again!"

Sandi Logan of the Department of Immigration said that Tyson would fall into a category described as a controversial visa applicant, with tougher standards to meet than a normal traveler. She mentioned Cat Stevens and 50 Cent as past visitors to whom this procedure applied. Part of the judgment is based on the possibility of the applicant committing a crime in Australia, or causing social harm.

Even if Tyson does rough up a few boys Down Under, he's probably not capable of doing anywhere near the damage to the masses that the music of either Cat Stevens or 50 Cent could do. Besides, could a more entertaining reality series be possible than "Iron Mike Gambles With Crocodile Dundee?"